tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post4460908686773865116..comments2024-03-28T03:15:56.415-04:00Comments on Supernatural Snark: Cover Critique: Glow Worms Are SexyJennyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14199685365145765394noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-6838772199556207312011-12-22T01:14:25.735-05:002011-12-22T01:14:25.735-05:00There is no such thing as too much inappropriate j...There is no such thing as too much inappropriate junk speculation, I say.Ayleehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07639250102446794830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-4221054147003550912011-12-13T10:33:20.971-05:002011-12-13T10:33:20.971-05:00I just have visions of him using his manhood like ...<i>I just have visions of him using his manhood like a flashlight to prowl around at night in search of women, and when he finds one, he blinks his pecker on and off in a firefly-like mating ritual (I have no idea if blinking is actually a mating ritual for fireflies, but let's just go with it, okay?) to draw them in before his strong magnetic pull overtakes them. </i><br /><br /><i>Do you think he's packing pen light type equipment down there or Maglite heavy duty flashlight type equipment? Too much inappropriate junk speculation going on here you say? You're probably right. </i><br /><br />You would think that by now I wouldn't be shocked by anything that came out of your mouth (or more accurately, things that you type), but not so! Ican'tblievethetwopassagesthatyouwrotebutIamgladthatyoudidbecausetheywerehiliariousandIwaskindawonderingthesamething ;)Averyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09043710129088565772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-7588242338893349352011-12-13T08:22:56.304-05:002011-12-13T08:22:56.304-05:00ROFL! Radioactive Romeo! I love it! Glowing junk! ...ROFL! Radioactive Romeo! I love it! Glowing junk! Omg, that's hilarious! I'm amazed by the covers that you find to share with us. These posts are the BEST!Christy @ TheReaderBeehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01685095896828655217noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-16838713167112344422011-12-12T09:42:25.663-05:002011-12-12T09:42:25.663-05:00So she spied him across the bar because he glowed?...So she spied him across the bar because he glowed? I mean seriously he would stand out in a bar and about the junk---if he is highlighting that much I am going to guess pen light not mag light. :)Felicia the Geeky Bloggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03960623537536038059noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-32314802841385271612011-12-11T13:55:04.120-05:002011-12-11T13:55:04.120-05:00That cover is just downright creepy. Where do you ...That cover is just downright creepy. Where do you find these covers?Juliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10426182171849519693noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-38507738247065800272011-12-11T13:18:23.307-05:002011-12-11T13:18:23.307-05:00LOL omg!! Brilliant critique. ;) And that blurb de...LOL omg!! Brilliant critique. ;) And that blurb definitely didn't give a lot of information. Inner glow worm... hahah.Bexhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01456550817122908083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-52173501875395602632011-12-11T10:54:51.439-05:002011-12-11T10:54:51.439-05:00I love your puns :) You find the best covers ever....I love your puns :) You find the best covers ever. <br /><br />I'm going with pen light, too.Small Reviewhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16072352095510905410noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-34695177959437388722011-12-10T08:23:47.074-05:002011-12-10T08:23:47.074-05:00Sandy - I think it might be my favorite one too. T...Sandy - I think it might be my favorite one too. This one and The Very Virile Viking might be the best two:)<br /><br />Caitlin - Hahaha, yes I do have an interesting mind. These covers bring out my more...creative side:)<br /><br />Lori - HAHHAHAHAHA *dies*<br /><br />Missie - I'm so asking hubs that sometime in the future. He's going to be like "there's something wrong with you" :)<br /><br />Alison - Crispy Romeo! Hahaha! Love it:)<br /><br />Hannah - It can't be helped, you have to scroll back up and check:)Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14199685365145765394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-68421497596817905602011-12-10T07:05:40.523-05:002011-12-10T07:05:40.523-05:00Weirdest cover - funniest post! (And yes, I did sc...Weirdest cover - funniest post! (And yes, I did scroll back up!!)Hannah Mariskahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16619039217059753515noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-12369015675633096392011-12-10T01:54:19.970-05:002011-12-10T01:54:19.970-05:00With the glow and the hair standing straight up, h...With the glow and the hair standing straight up, he looks like he's radioactive like you said - or he got struck by lightning. Crispy Romeo.Alison Can Readhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17908868606441539344noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-56761359559717881472011-12-10T00:41:58.353-05:002011-12-10T00:41:58.353-05:00Blahahaa!
Is that a Maglite in your pocket or ar...Blahahaa! <br /><br />Is that a Maglite in your pocket or are you just happy to see me. Love it.Missie, The Unread Readerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10548256640926555361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-51515826079478192632011-12-09T23:28:23.882-05:002011-12-09T23:28:23.882-05:00hehe, oh man, do you have a gift in finding these ...hehe, oh man, do you have a gift in finding these travesties! <br /><br />Re: the glowing pecker thing. All I could think of was, "The light at the end of the tunnel."<br /><br />Ugh, brain bleach!!!!<br /><br /><br />Smiles!<br />LoriLoriStronginhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10764202539292045963noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-91351567369613860652011-12-09T22:41:09.882-05:002011-12-09T22:41:09.882-05:00Wow that was way funny you have an interesting min...Wow that was way funny you have an interesting mind I like that lol. Definitely had me laughing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-2340289698009234402011-12-09T21:58:41.726-05:002011-12-09T21:58:41.726-05:00LOL. I think out of all the covers I've seen y...LOL. I think out of all the covers I've seen you critique, this may be *the* best one (and by best I totally mean WORST). It's not even cheesy, it's just....yuck!Sandyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18119179764394966859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-50738586640894063222011-12-09T19:25:27.900-05:002011-12-09T19:25:27.900-05:00Zahida - I would so love to be a consultant:) And ...Zahida - I would so love to be a consultant:) And to design my own covers! That would be amazing:)<br /><br />Bailey - It totally does. The more I look at it the more I'm sure of it:)<br /><br />Ashley - Right? LOVE IT! It's CC Hall of Fame quality:)<br /><br />Asher - You're welcome ;-) Glad I could make you laugh. This one definitely made me snort when I saw it!<br /><br />Savy - Glowing thingys = WIN:)<br /><br />Amanda - Mine too:) Great minds think alike and all that:)<br /><br />Melissa - I did too. I actually stared at his crotch for quite a long time. It got awkward:)<br /><br />Candace - Wasn't it? It told me absolutely nothing. Why is he naked? Not all vampires walk around naked you know:)Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14199685365145765394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-4105104714170878002011-12-09T18:01:47.090-05:002011-12-09T18:01:47.090-05:00OMG, love these posts! Glowing junk, LOL. And I ...OMG, love these posts! Glowing junk, LOL. And I agree, least informative description EVER!Candacehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01701325312535440179noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-46724949709092953762011-12-09T18:01:38.490-05:002011-12-09T18:01:38.490-05:00ROFL!! Yes, I did scroll up. You know me so well. ...ROFL!! Yes, I did scroll up. You know me so well. ;D<br /><br />The only thing that occurred to me is that I never knew the sims came nekkid! :PMelissa (Books and Things)https://www.blogger.com/profile/00074452958853212024noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-80688615343745387442011-12-09T17:10:07.142-05:002011-12-09T17:10:07.142-05:00"special cock light" is perhaps my favor..."special cock light" is perhaps my favorite phrase in this entire post.Amanda @ On a Book Benderhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03975515860710635598noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-74082761084589331502011-12-09T17:03:37.859-05:002011-12-09T17:03:37.859-05:00LOL! Are you kidding a glowing thingy1! HAHAH!
LM...LOL! Are you kidding a glowing thingy1! HAHAH! <br />LMAOF! Thank Jenny! I am going to be snorting about this all day!Savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12549790893415179900noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-4026950172154205572011-12-09T16:50:24.078-05:002011-12-09T16:50:24.078-05:00"...in a firefly-like mating ritual"
ZO..."...in a firefly-like mating ritual"<br /><br />ZOMG, Jenny THANK YOU for the hysterical laughter-inducing post. I wish I could comment on each amazingly-written and witty sentence in this post but then we'd be here all day. I love to hate this cover. It brought me to this post *lol*<br /><br />- Asher (from <i><a href="http://paranormalindulgence.blogspot.com" rel="nofollow">Paranormal Indulgence</a></i>)Marathonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12998824096375362353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-18755056151436770092011-12-09T16:13:38.507-05:002011-12-09T16:13:38.507-05:00Dude. This may be THE WORST cover I've ever se...Dude. This may be THE WORST cover I've ever seen... I know- that's really bad.... But this is god awful!!!!Bookish Brunettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04753627136675666788noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-88027218881886080402011-12-09T15:45:29.614-05:002011-12-09T15:45:29.614-05:00WOAH. That is one awkward cover. =p I just love yo...WOAH. That is one awkward cover. =p I just love your commentary!! Teehee. I bet it does glow in the dark based on the cover. ;)Baileyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08575179545134751295noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-22263494934401153172011-12-09T13:50:50.258-05:002011-12-09T13:50:50.258-05:00That synopsis really doesn't tell you much abo...That synopsis really doesn't tell you much about the book and the cover is a total turnoff (not that I read romances anyway). <br /><br />Jenny, I think you should totally think of becoming a consultant for cover designers. Even better, write a book and make your own cover. I can guarantee that there will be at least one person buying your book :)A Canadian Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07127164685941412250noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-8560759107463635672011-12-09T10:32:27.268-05:002011-12-09T10:32:27.268-05:00Rummanah - Should I post a "don't eat or ...Rummanah - Should I post a "don't eat or drink while reading" warning? Maybe I should:) Love that I seem to be making people spit things out today. WIN!<br /><br />BJ - I accept your challenge and I will be locating Blood Brothers 1 and 2. Just you wait for it:)<br /><br />Linds - They do! There are so many like this out there, it was hard to narrow it down. And I chose that picture of me and Grif just to throw people off, I think it hides my dirty mind and mouth quite well ;-)<br /><br />Tina - You thinking about glowing head man junk all day today means I have done my job to the best of my ability and I can now sleep well at night:)<br /><br />Blodeuedd - I think you may be right:)Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14199685365145765394noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6907235505822471522.post-24762517860116657432011-12-09T10:19:11.707-05:002011-12-09T10:19:11.707-05:00I am starting to think he glows because he has not...I am starting to think he glows because he has nothing down there..ahemBlodeueddhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03435479623560871881noreply@blogger.com